i too, good people, have had the unfortunante experience to be cautght...
(dramatic pause for emphasis)
bye the consultant's net. I TOO (those words spoken at a higher volume to draw your attention in and make sure you are paying attention to me)
know what it is like to have to sit through hours and hours of silly excercises in creativity. now...
(another dramatic pause)
while i may have overcame this traumatic experience, i offer this testament
(the sound of some paper rustling in the background can be heard)
to the horrors of the consultant's fury. please allow me to demonstrate what a fine institution like wabash college can be reduced to through the torturous meetings and creativity collaborations, and 3D modelling. It is a world of fuzzy cotton balls, a world of brightly colored markers. Listen close as we step through the door to the....
(scary music plays)
(yeah, i sort of changed from rush limbaugh to the twilight zone, but what are you gonna do...)