helpdesk haiku

helpdesk ticket pain
circular, an enigma
lemmings feel my plight.

headset on my ear
creating indintations
scars from helpdesk hell.

ambient false light,
technology's battlefield
stagnant air abounds.

sitting at my desk
ergonomically enhanced
back pain moves elsewhere.

when will i go poo?
i seek porcelain respite
no calls while i sit.

football players break
technicians get bad eyesight
both pros whose work hurts.

answer calls quickly
mix in customer service
daily paradox

contract expiring
leave the team, join another
tech loyalty where?

for those of you that were wondering, yes i did write these. these are jack mansfield originals. what you didn't think i was creative? shame...

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